I normally don't post stuff like this but I just had to share.
1. Veronica and Joanna - I'm counting on you.
2. Unless you are always wrong. Problem solved.
3 & 9. Well there's your problem.
11. I know exactly when it will strike, right after lunch.
18. It's only fair.
21. This happens with movies I watched last year.
25. 3 times. Take it from yours truly, the professionally hard of hearing.
30. Soon, I'll be the bicyclist. Thwarting you drivers and pedestrians every day. YAY!
31. Only 3 times?